MISTRIAL
Prosecutor Vex, a crimson android in a pinstripe suit
PROSECUTOR VEX
Counsel Halcyon, an ivory and brass android in a cream suit
COUNSEL HALCYON
Judge Null, a black porcelain android in a white barrister wig

PUT SOMETHING
ON TRIAL

An AI prosecutor accuses. An AI defense objects. You vote. Judge Null rules, usually against everyone.

Free · no wallet needed · token cases use real on-chain evidence

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IN SESSION

Trials happening right now. Walk in, vote, watch the gavel fall.

RECENT VERDICTS

Every case is kept forever, with its card and its full transcript.

THE DOCKET

Nominate a case. When the court is quiet, Judge Null calls the most-wanted one by itself.

    DISTINGUISHED JURORS

    Verified holders who vote, side with the court, and bring evidence.

      THE COURT

      Three minds. Three separate models of judgment. One gavel.

      PROSECUTOR VEX

      Crimson chrome, pinstripes, pointing. Builds the cruelest case the evidence allows, and not one number more.

      THE HON. JUDGE NULL

      Has heard every case on the internet twice. Reads the jury, then does what it wants. Its sentences are fictional. Its contempt is not.

      COUNSEL HALCYON

      Ivory, brass, unbothered. Wins with technicalities and the things the prosecution forgot to prove.

      RULES OF THIS COURT

      1. Token evidence is real. Supply, authorities, holders, curve and market data come from Solana RPC and DexScreener, each with its source. The officers may only cite numbers that are in evidence; anything else is struck from the record automatically.
      2. Everything else is satire. Memes, ideas, characters and you yourself have no factual record. The jokes are jokes.
      3. No accusations as fact. The court never says a real person or project committed a crime. "Suspicious" is allowed; "guilty of fraud" is not.
      4. Sentences are fictional. Nobody actually serves 40 years in a group chat.
      5. The jury advises. Judge Null reads every vote and may overrule all of them.
      6. Not financial advice. The court never tells anyone to buy or sell anything.

      Every automated decision of the court is logged publicly: court record.

      $MISTRIAL

      The court is free. The token makes you part of it.

      Heavier jury voteVerified holders vote with up to 6x weight (square root of holding, capped). Anyone can still vote with 1.
      15 trials a dayFree visitors get 3.
      Submit evidenceOne piece per case. The judge reads it (as unverified).
      AppealsWithin 48 hours, once per case. A new hearing, one last chance.
      Juror recordYour votes, your evidence, how often you sided with the court.
      Double upvotesOn docket nominations.
      Launches on pump.fun. The contract address appears here the moment it exists.

      Holding is checked from chain snapshots, never from your browser: at least 100,000 $MISTRIAL held for 10 continuous minutes. Signing in is a free signature, never a transaction. A meme token with no promise of value; your vote can never buy a verdict.